So the cops have booked you for DUI?

Well, my friends, if you really have problems and the police are being unfair then a DUI lawyer is a good idea. Otherwise, get off the booze. It's really nuts to go driving around drunk. If you do hurt someone you may not get over it easily.

A lawyer can help you but you need to make some personal changes yourself. Learn about alcohol. It is a depressant and affects motor coordination. What does that mean? It means you are not as physically coordinated. Your reaction time is less.

By drinking you have succumbed to whatever pressure you felt. Stuff em - I say. Alcohol companies are like drug companies - pushing their wares on you by sleazing onto your social machinery.

Get a lawyer but get a life that doesn't need alcohol for fuel.

You know the world has gone so crazy that people think there is something wrong with you if you don't drink.

Get a DUI lawyer but have a look at the world you live in. See if you really are a drinker or if you have some other reason. If you are determined to drink yourself to death, I'm not going to stand in your way - just hurry up about it and don't make a mess.

My father used to drink but he wasn't an alcoholic - just half a cask of wine per night - hmmm - sounds like a drinking problem to me. Did his personality change on the sauce - yes - he was invincible. Do I like drunk people? No.

Get yourselves a lawyer my friends - and get your life straight.

Are you in the 1% that's ready to do it? Break away from the pack - the loser wankers that have been brainwashed that alcohol is the manly thing to do - it's social - it's this and that.

Think about it - how often is alcohol used to ply the nefarious way of the seducer and the sly business deal. Do you want to be a sucker?

Get yourselves a dui lawyer, but get yourself a glass of water. Clear your head, and your life of junky addictions.

P.S I smoke like a chimney. :)